Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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