There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Randomize