I wanna bring you to show and tell
he shaved USA in his pubs
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
So squirting runs in the family.
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you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
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I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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