Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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