I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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