Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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