is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
This is my gift to your gina
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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