Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Someone came in the potted fern
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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