whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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