i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
smell my finger.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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