My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
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He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
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i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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