Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
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Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
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I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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