He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
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I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
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Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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