what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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