Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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