I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
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pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
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Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
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