somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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