i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
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