So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
sex in a hospital.. check
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
