Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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