I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
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they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
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He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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