Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
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The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
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they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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