O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Randomize
