Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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