I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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