I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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