Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I love you. Go after that dick
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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