She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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