glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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