I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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