people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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