fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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