i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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