I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
What a dumb baby whore.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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