I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
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Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
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holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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