their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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