i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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