She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
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How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
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Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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