Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
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I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
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They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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