so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
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Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
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I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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