Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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