i think my tv is drunk
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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