have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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