Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
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He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
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I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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