we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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