So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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