I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
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I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
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Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
i out mim tonsoeep
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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