Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
