okay pat passed out under dana's car
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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