so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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