I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
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my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
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I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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