Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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