They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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