I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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