the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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