she was so not down for the gang bang
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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