you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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